Sploot
Cat
eight surfaces, one shape, no notes
subject at rest
Pump.fun
X
The record
Ceramic tile
surface 01
Cold the whole way through. Two until four, every day, and I will not be moved for a meal.
Car bonnet
surface 02
Warm from underneath, which is the correct direction. Ruined the second it started.
Clean laundry
surface 03
It was folded for four minutes. I have been blamed for this every week since.
The stairs
surface 04
Halfway is the right amount of stairs. Everyone who lives here has learned to step over.
Made bed
surface 05
Dead centre, one minute after it was finished. It stopped being a made bed.
Open air
surface 06
Not my idea and I want that on the record. I held the shape the entire way down.
The outrun
surface 07
Also not my idea. Landed flat, scored well, was never asked back.
Contract
surface 08
soon
eleven metres of floor, one cat, no reason
currently flat